KDKA's Super Sexy Kristine Sorensen


It's good to be Marty Griffin...

Retail Sales - December 2017


ECONODAY: It was a very good holiday shopping season but perhaps not a great one. Retail sales rose a solid 0.4 percent in December which is just shy of Econoday's consensus though November is revised 1 tenth higher to what is a standout gain of 0.9 percent. Core readings show similar strength with all pointing to a solid consumer contribution to fourth-quarter GDP....

The Joseline Kelly Theory


If you liked my Kimmy Granger Stephanie Seymour Theory and if you loved my Charlotte Sartre Selma Blair Theory, then you're definitely gonna enjoy this one...

Reckless Consumer Borrowing Keeps Recovery Illusion Afloat


ECONODAY: Consumer credit rose a greater-than-expected $20.8 billion in September. Both revolving and non-revolving credit posted sharp gains. Revolving credit which is where credit-card debt is tracked rose a sizable $6.4 billion after increasing $5.5 billion in August. The gain for the non-revolving component, where auto financing and also student loans are tracked, jumped $14.4 billion after $7.6 billion. This report is not about weakness but about strength, at least strength for consumer spending....

The Charlotte Sartre Selma Blair Theory


What's the difference between a thoroughbred race horse and a porn star? When thoroughbred race horses are bred it's all done in public


When porn stars are bred it's all done in secret. You never know what their real name is or who their parents are.

If you liked my Kimmy Granger Stephanie Seymour Theory, then you're gonna love my Charlotte Sartre Selma Blair Theory. Other than a noticeable size difference Kimmy Granger has a strong resemblance to Stephanie Seymour (and Axl Rose). Charlotte Sartre has an uncanny resemblance to Selma Blair, and they both have the exact same hair, face, body type and height (5' 3").

Charlotte Sartre was born December 6, 1994. Selma Blair was born June 23, 1972. When Charlotte was born, Selma was 22 years old. Selma is definitely old enough to be Charlotte's biological mom, and the guy who came up with the idea of turning out daughters of movie stars and supermodels for porn deserves a fucking medal


FRED Data Destroys Myth of Pittsburgh Economic Boom


If Pittsburgh's economy is supposedly booming then why is the local civilian labor force at 1993 levels?